I kinda figured no one would get them, so here you go. They are all good films in their own way. They are sometimes hard to find but it is possible because I own them all. (^_^)

1.) Your wife was so ugly she Fu@#%* a dog... (Shark Skin Man & Peach Hip Girl)

2.) Stop Killing the dead!! If you dont want them coming back kill the living, shoot them in the head. (Cemetery Man)

3.) Styrofoam cup... (Freaked)

4.) Murderer, feel my pain. (Casshern)

5.) I choose you, Pikachu! (not what you think, has nothing to do with pokemon) (Dead or Alive: Hanzaisha)

6.) Thomas, I want you to go outside. (Thomas in Love)

7.) Quit yer bellyachin Ellie May, or else I ain't gonna save any mash for ya. I'm just gonna save it for my self and for your brothers and Ma... and maybe even some for Perky. (Redneck Zombies)

8.) Fish, plankton, sea greens... protein from the sea! (Logans Run)

9.) Stop with the mafia act, China doesnt have one! (Big Shots Funeral)

10.) I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can. (They Live)

11.) Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end. (Repo Man)

12.) I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole. (Doom Generation)

13.) I'll sell ya a boat faster than a cat can lick its ass. (Corndog Man)

14.)Happy people cannot act ! (Audition)

15.) I would prefer not to... (Bartleby)

16.) Heaven for climate, hell for company... (The Adventures of Mark Twain)

17.) Let's have al-dente! (The Returner)

18.)This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress. (Heathers)

19.)That's my mother you're pissing on. (Dead Alive)

20.) Russians arent desperate drinkers, we drink because we want to... Thats why we lose wars. (City of lost souls a.k.a. The Hazard City)

So as you all know I am about 8 months pregnant. I am also trying to buy my first house and take advantage of the declining market. Since I am so obviously pregnant though I have found that I cannot get a job by normal means so I need everyones help. I am opening commissions to try and help me fund the purchase and move. Unfortunately, I can only accept paypal at this time. But I really need everyones help so I am going to set the prices at something affordable.

Prices
Bust:
Line Art: $10
Full color: $20

Partial Body:
Line Art: $15
Full color: $25

Full Body:
Line Art: $20
Full color: $30

Anything special or specific (i.e. with background, character interaction, or overly detailed) Note me with details and we will agree on a price. There are currently no limitations on subject matter because I REALLY NEED MONEY.

XOXOXXX
Disdane

Also, anything in my gallery that is posted under "tubes" is available for sale and edit to customize your myspace page! They are all done in layers so you can edit hair/eye color, skin tone, and pretty much everything! They are crazy cheap so go take a look!

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